airport hells

27 December 2007 | Life


airport hell, originally uploaded by NymphoBrainiac.

Well… where to start… hmmm… oh yea, I HATE F’ING AIRLINES AND THE PORTS THAT HARBOR THEM!!!

Ok, breathing.

Thus far, 4 trips to Sacramento airport, already one lost piece of luggage, and still have yet to leave.

And now this little cute girl is screaming her head off saying unspeakable things about the other little girl she was just playing with [DIRECT QUOTE: "I REALLY truly hate her daddy!! She hit me, its the truth! I saw, and felt and heard it!"] There’s approximately one hundred googleplex children, give or take 5, at our gate. We’ve been in the airport for 6 hours, after driving 2 hours last night to miss this flight. We paid the $200 change fee, which included a nice bump up to first class, and now we wait.

A word to the airlines: Get some freaking funding. Revamp the jet engine. Get rid of the planes, and technology from 1971. And for petes sake, when you give out simpathy food vouchers… do it in an airport that actually has a mofo restaurant!

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