Sweet Thief

02 December 2006 | Life


Sweet Thief - 30(365)
Originally uploaded by NymphoBrainiac.

I’m a crack fiend.

Only my crack is caramel. This has been well documented.

With our new migration to the Seaport District, Starbucks is a little bit of a jaunt, so we have decided instead to buy some beans and grind our own. A bold decision that is most likely amongst the top tier in our early nuptialness. This decision has ramifications. Most notably, the vast reduction of Carmel in my coffee. Secondarily, we’ll save about $10/day in coffee expenses. But back to my crack… I need Carmel like the tide needs the moon. I have to have it in potent doses daily. Therefore, I decided if we were to be home making our café that we would need to "acquire" some of this liquid crank. However, I would not/could not settle for just any Caramel. I need the real stuff.

So today, while Lisa was distracting the barista ordering her double shot triple mocha eggnog soy backwards summersault latte, I DID IT.

I stole the squeeze bottle of Caramel from Starbucks.

I had been thinking of it for quite some time now. Always wanting to put extra sauce into my drink when I got home from The Bucks.

Now it is mine for the squeezing.

Today has been a VERY good day. My fix lives with me.

Part of 365 Days pool, day #30.


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